A “QUICK!” Review of “Hurry Up Tomorrow (2025)”

The title Hurry Up Tomorrow is incredibly appropriate—because the entire time I was watching it, I just wanted it to hurry up and end. Calling this a “film” is generous; surviving it felt more like a cinematic endurance test.

The plot is laughably shallow, padded with so much pointless fluff that the pacing is downright painful. Abel Tesfaye, a.k.a. The Weeknd, essentially plays himself—and not well. His acting is so stiff, it’s almost impressive. Sharing scenes with Jenna Ortega only makes it worse; she effortlessly outshines him at every turn, making his performance look like a high school drama rehearsal.

To make matters worse, the whole movie is drenched in ego. There’s a scene—I’m not making this up—where Jenna’s character actually analyzes the deep themes of his music. It tries to present itself as some kind of profound artistic statement, but really, it’s just a 100-minute commercial for his new album.

Abel, please—stick to your day job.

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A “QUICK!” Review of “Spy × Family Code: White (2024)“

This movie is two hours of Spy X Family goodness! Everything you love from the show is in here: the fun family slice-of-life dynamic, the ridiculously fun comedy with wacky goofiness from lovable daughter Anya, the suave spy action from Loid, and badass fight action set pieces from Yor. The animation is mostly similar to the show, but there are moments in the final act where the animation is glorious! However, the story isn’t really much to write home about and the villain is very "underbaked” (pun intended). Overall, this is a very fun movie set in the Spy X Family universe. If you love the show, you’ll love the movie.

A Review of “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)”

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A “QUICK!” Review of “Until Dawn (2025)”

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