MovieRankingReviews

  “I have this great idea! Jason Statham plays this normal dude with a normal job but actually, he is a hidden badass! Now, he is caught up in a situation where he has got to stop this evil guy!” ~ some screenwriter for the 4th time in a row

  Vibrant and colourful visuals, amazing and distinct set design, an interesting premise with a little girl hiring a hitman to kill the monster under her bed and Mads Mikkelson as the Hitman. It’s an incredibly imaginative, quirky, creative and playful film. It’s brought down by an unfortunately poor pacing and a real lack of action set pieces. For a film on hitmen, it really needed a bit more action to really sell the film and world itself. Still worth watching for how surreal the film is.

  Evil Dead Burn still retains the enjoyable deadite action, gore and violence. However, it is without a doubt the weakest of the entire franchise. It lacks a charming main character that you can root for like Ash in the original Evil Dead trilogy. It lacks an entertaining performance like Jane Levy in Evil 2013 and Alyssa Sutherland in Evil Dead Rise. Furthermore, it is just so overly grim with its exploration of family trauma and domestic abuse. Couldn’t care less about any of the characters in this film. These modern Evil Dead films are starting to lack the fun comedic elements of what made the original so entertaining. I hope they bring this element back for the next entry!

  This film has some fun Dinosaur set pieces, great visuals and music score by Michael Giacchino that are reminiscent of 90s Spielberg, and an amazing performance by Anne Hathaway. It is just everything about the script that really brings this film down. The characters are one-dimensional while making constant illogical decisions, the kids are borderline unlikeable, and the final act is JJ Abrams levels of nonsensical (which is funny because he is a producer on this!) that raises so many questions. I wanted a film that does better than the Jurassic franchise but instead is just as dumb.

  Normal is a film about a town called Normal where things don’t seem to very Normal. However, the film is actually a very Normal action film. Bob Odenkirk is very fitting as the main lead and Interim Sheriff of Normal. The visuals, music and action don’t really do anything beyond plain old Normal action films. It’s just an enjoyable Normal popcorn time film

  And so I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed Just to get it all out what’s in my head And I… I’m feelin’, a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs What’s going on? And I say, hey ye yaae yae yaa, hey ye yaae yaae I said hey! What’s going on? And I say, hey ye yaae yae yaa, hey ye yaae yaae I said hey! What’s going ooooon? [Skeletor] AND HE TRIES oh my god do I try I try all the time, in this institution [Skeletor] AND HE PRAYS! Oh my god do I pray! I pray every single day [Skeletor] MNYAAAAH!! For a revolution! WHOOOO! And I say, hey ye yaae yae yaa, hey ye yaae yaae I said hey! What’s going on? And I say, hey ye yaae yae yaa, hey ye yaae yaae I said hey! Learn how to hide your feelings hey ye yaae yae yaa, heeey ye yaae, yaae yaae yaaeeh I said hey! What’s going on? YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH Anyway the film is okay