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  Vibrant and colourful visuals, amazing and distinct set design, an interesting premise with a little girl hiring a hitman to kill the monster under her bed and Mads Mikkelson as the Hitman. It’s an incredibly imaginative, quirky, creative and playful film. It’s brought down by an unfortunately poor pacing and a real lack of action set pieces. For a film on hitmen, it really needed a bit more action to really sell the film and world itself. Still worth watching for how surreal the film is.

  Evil Dead Burn still retains the enjoyable deadite action, gore and violence. However, it is without a doubt the weakest of the entire franchise. It lacks a charming main character that you can root for like Ash in the original Evil Dead trilogy. It lacks an entertaining performance like Jane Levy in Evil 2013 and Alyssa Sutherland in Evil Dead Rise. Furthermore, it is just so overly grim with its exploration of family trauma and domestic abuse. Couldn’t care less about any of the characters in this film. These modern Evil Dead films are starting to lack the fun comedic elements of what made the original so entertaining. I hope they bring this element back for the next entry!

  This film has some fun Dinosaur set pieces, great visuals and music score by Michael Giacchino that are reminiscent of 90s Spielberg, and an amazing performance by Anne Hathaway. It is just everything about the script that really brings this film down. The characters are one-dimensional while making constant illogical decisions, the kids are borderline unlikeable, and the final act is JJ Abrams levels of nonsensical (which is funny because he is a producer on this!) that raises so many questions. I wanted a film that does better than the Jurassic franchise but instead is just as dumb.

  Normal is a film about a town called Normal where things don’t seem to very Normal. However, the film is actually a very Normal action film. Bob Odenkirk is very fitting as the main lead and Interim Sheriff of Normal. The visuals, music and action don’t really do anything beyond plain old Normal action films. It’s just an enjoyable Normal popcorn time film

  And so I cry sometimes when I’m lying in bed Just to get it all out what’s in my head And I… I’m feelin’, a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs What’s going on? And I say, hey ye yaae yae yaa, hey ye yaae yaae I said hey! What’s going on? And I say, hey ye yaae yae yaa, hey ye yaae yaae I said hey! What’s going ooooon? [Skeletor] AND HE TRIES oh my god do I try I try all the time, in this institution [Skeletor] AND HE PRAYS! Oh my god do I pray! I pray every single day [Skeletor] MNYAAAAH!! For a revolution! WHOOOO! And I say, hey ye yaae yae yaa, hey ye yaae yaae I said hey! What’s going on? And I say, hey ye yaae yae yaa, hey ye yaae yaae I said hey! Learn how to hide your feelings hey ye yaae yae yaa, heeey ye yaae, yaae yaae yaaeeh I said hey! What’s going on? YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH Anyway the film is okay

  Tom Holland returns as Spider-Man for a 4th film, the actor to do so! I thoroughly enjoyed the previous trilogy directed by Jon Watts and was curious where it would go next since Jon was done with it. Hiring the director of Shang-Chi and Wonder Man, Daniel Destin Cretton, two of some of the best post-Endgame Marvel content felt like a recipe for success! Is this a Brand New Day for Spider-Man or a dark day for Spider-Man? What amazes me after watching this film is just how this is the most comic-booky Spider-Man film we have got ever! The amount of shots and visuals that straight-up feel like a comic book panel brought to life is wonderful! Even the way the story is told feels like it with how he fights different type of criminals, interacts with different heroes and faces different challenges. The action scenes are also great with the way Spider-Man fights feeling like it was ripped straight out of the Insomniac Spider-Man games. The choreography during the fight a...