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  I appreciate having a weird, random, silly slapstick comedy in 2025. Some of the jokes did get a genuine chuckle out of me. That said, it never quite rises to the level of a laugh-out-loud riot, and it doesn’t fully capture the magic of the original. Still, it’s worth a watch, if only for the sheer ridiculousness of seeing a bunch of kids get beat up.

  Marvel Zombies is an ambitious attempt at bringing an R-rated edge to Marvel’s animated lineup. One of the highlights is seeing characters who’ve never crossed paths in the movies or shows finally share the screen here. The return of heroes we haven’t seen in a while, like Shang-Chi, was a real treat. But the biggest standout is easily Blade, or rather “Blade Knight,” who steals the spotlight. If the series accomplished anything, it’s making me want a live-action Blade in the MCU as soon as possible, he’s that cool here. That said, there are several questionable plot choices that hold the series back. The ending feels especially abrupt and jarring. The humour also misses the mark more often than not, coming across as forced and undermining the darker tone the show seems to be aiming for. Overall, Marvel Zombies delivers on gore and spectacle, but it’s held back by uneven storytelling and tonal inconsistencies. It won’t leave a lasting impression, but for fans of Marv...

  The first Nobody was a surprisingly enjoyable action film. Bob Odenkirk kicked ass, and the action scenes were fantastic. The sequel delivers more of those entertaining set pieces, with the final act being especially fun to watch. That said, this is a weaker sequel. The first film struck a nice balance between realism and comedy, but this entry cranks up the silliness and humour too much. The plot feels bland and uninspired, like something straight out of the ’90s, and Sharon Stone gives a genuinely poor performance as the villain. It’s a shame, because there was real potential here to explore more of Hutch and Becca’s backstory. Instead, we’re left with a decent but ultimately forgettable 90-minute action flick.

  A horror film centered around American football is such a fascinating idea. It could have explored the corruption behind the sport, the lasting brain injuries, the fame, and the sacrifices required to achieve greatness. There was so much potential! Unfortunately, this film doesn’t tap into any of that. Instead, it’s just another overdone “evil cult” horror story with nothing meaningful to say. While the visuals show some stylistic flair, the film ultimately lacks substance. Marlon Wayans delivers a strong performance, but even he can’t save this mess.

  It’s astonishing how gripping a film about walking manages to be. The Long Walk wastes no time, quickly introducing the characters and the rules before plunging us straight into the ordeal. Once the walk begins, the film never relents, remaining brutal, harrowing, and relentlessly intense from start to finish. The performances across the board are excellent, and Jeremiah Fraites’ score heightens every moment, perfectly underscoring both the tension and the quieter beats. The direction is unflinching, refusing to soften the violence or the horror of the premise. Yet what surprised me most was how hopeful the film feels beneath its darkness. The friendships and camaraderie that emerge along the way are genuinely moving. The story avoids the clichés of the battle-royale genre, keeping the audience on edge without ever being entirely predictable. Unfortunately, the one major misstep lies in the ending. It feels unsatisfying and muddled in its message, leaving a weaker ...

Demon Slayer finally begins its climactic arc with this film. Ufotable once again delivers a phenomenal adaptation, elevating the source material to new heights. The animation is breathtaking, and the Infinity Castle itself is mesmerizing in its design. The action set pieces are exhilarating and gripping, with stunning choreography throughout. The character-driven moments are emotional and powerful, and the soundtrack perfectly complements every scene, whether intensifying the battles or heightening the impact of quieter, dramatic moments. Overall, this is a beautifully crafted, high-production anime film. That said, the movie stumbles at times due to its repetitive structure and over-reliance on flashbacks, which slow down the pacing. The formula often goes: a battle begins, a flashback for an Upper Demon unfolds, then a flashback for a Demon Slayer character follows, before the fight resumes. This cycle repeats multiple times, with flashbacks occasionally stretching on...