A “QUICK!” Review of “Damsel (2024)“

I’m a huge believer in there being more original live-action Fantasy movies not based on any existing IP.

Damsel has some interesting ideas that could have led to an awesome Fairy Tale revenge story. The problem is that Damsel just doesn’t deliver on any of it.

The characters are all bland and uninteresting. Our main character is great at things because she just is. The plot is so predictable and boring with it using every trope imaginable. The dragon is not menacing enough and is also incredibly stupid. The acting from everyone including Angela Bassett is mediocre. Milly is literally screaming for most of the movie which got annoying quickly.

It’s a dumb popcorn movie that doesn’t overstay its welcome. If you have 100 minutes to spare then you can enjoy making fun of this movie. Shame that this is such a waste of a fantasy setting.

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A “QUICK!” Review of “The Prosecutor (2024)”

The Prosecutor is an interesting film, as it’s actually a legal-focused thriller first and foremost, with the martial arts action coming second. I found this blend of genres to work surprisingly well, and I give Donnie props for trying something different. The movie features a phenomenal opening action sequence and an incredible climactic one too. When it comes to the action scenes, you definitely won’t be disappointed. However, the legal aspect—which makes up the majority of the film—is unfortunately a bit lacklustre and predictable. I wish the courtroom scenes had explored more of the complexities of the justice system and delivered more intense drama. It didn’t help that the villain was incredibly one-dimensional. Still, it’s an entertaining action movie overall, and this film does show that Donnie knows how to handle action.

A “QUICK!” Review of “65 (2023)”

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A “QUICK!” Review of “Heart Eyes (2025)”

Heart Eyes has the makings of a really cool modern slasher character. The killer’s design is pretty cool, and the concept of killing couples on Valentine’s Day is a novel idea. The movie even starts off well with some creative kills. However, the movie goes downhill from there. It turns into an incredibly corny romcom—the dialogue is sappy, and the characters feel cartoonish. The movie then whiplashes between romance and horror, as if suddenly remembering there’s a killer on the loose. At one point, in the middle of a chase, the characters start opening up to each other—which was definitely not the time. Meanwhile, the killer becomes increasingly incompetent, failing to take out the main characters. The comedy doesn’t land, the romance is bland, but the kills are at least enjoyable. Just don’t go into this expecting a full-on slasher horror movie.

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