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A “QUICK!” Review of “The Northman (2022)”

 

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The Northman has a simple revenge story. Yet it is somehow still a very unique film thanks to the director Robert Eggers.
The Viking setting, the use of Norse mythology, the gorgeous cinematography and visuals, the way characters speak, the phenomenal performances, the bloody action sequences, the terrific music score, the historically accurate costumes and the set design, Anna Taylor’s buttocks!
All of these manage to elevate a generic story into some truly distinct and breathtaking.

The movie isn’t going to be for everyone. The dialogue can feel a bit corny, the supernatural elements can feel a bit weird and the pacing isn’t as intense as one would expect for a revenge story. Despite all that, I enjoyed what Robert gave us and it is definitely a Viking film to remember.

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